Dubious and Rudy

I have two cats. I plan to complain about them a lot on this blog. Be prepared. I thought cats only lived for like 8 years.

I'm an idiot.

Rudy is the cat that doesn't scratch anything but meows incessantly, unless asleep, so we whisper all day. He is the tabby or in lay terms brown.

Dubious is the black cat. She has devoured our couch, carpet, curtains and anything else in her way. She hates people.